BY GUNNAR NIXON

The Warpath Cartoon Caption Contests are in! See the witty winners and their captions below.

CARTOON #1

Winner for Cartoon #1

• “You thought Drew Fiorenza had a shnoz, wowza! Look at the guy on the right!”
  • Submitted by Drew Fiorenza

Finalists

• “Harold couldn’t afford a therapist, so he went to the next best thing.”
  • Submitted by an anonymous contestant

• “Santa: What would you like for Christmas, Herman?    Herman: You didn’t get my email?”
  • Submitted by Todd Keyes

• “I’m sorry, Reginald, but a shorter nose is not something Santa can help you with.”
  • Submitted by Eric Weiss

Honorable Mention

• “I want dank memes for Christmas plz Santa Cloos.”
  • Submitted by Kyle Nienaber

CARTOON #2

Winner for Cartoon #2

• “It’s just that my dad left me such big shoes to fill.”
  • Submitted by Eli Koreman

Finalists

• “I feel like you’re hiding your pain behind all this makeup.”
  • Submitted by Lisa Schare

• “Enough about my childhood doc, what do ya say you pull my finger?”
  • Submitted by Matthew Nixon

• “Steven King ruined my career.”
  • Submitted by an anonymous contestant.

Notable Mention

• “When you’re dressed up for a night with the squad and they cancel on you for the fourth night in a row.”
  • Submitted by Peter Payiatis

Congratulation to all the winners and finalists!

These captions were chosen by the Warpath Team. Gunnar Nixon had no part in picking the above captions.