BY OLIVER MAUK & SUMMER HARRIS
This week on the Bachelorette, the leading lady Rosie and The Warpath teamed up to give the contestants a few questions to test their compatibility.
1. Would you rather have a BMW or a truck and why?
2. What is the most romantic place for a first kiss and why?
3. Would you rather live in the country, in the suburbs, or in a big city?
4. If Rosie wanted to dye her hair, would you support that decision?
5. How do you help her feel better during bad times?
1. I would rather have a truck because we could drive out to the middle of nowhere and lay in the bed of the truck and just look up at the stars.
2. When I get that final rose that’s when the perfect kiss would take place…. if she’s ready.
3. Country because the neighbors won’t know my name.
4. I mean if she really wanted to change her hair I would support the decision because she can do what she wants.
5. Well, depends on the situation but my momma always told me that warm milk and a back rub will always help.
Addison, my turtle dove… I like that you would rather drive a truck… trucks can do so much more, plus, they are very manly and romantic for looking at stars and such. Good answer on changing my hair color! I can do what I want. Unfortunately, I hate milk so you are going to have to come up with another way to make me feel better.
1. I would rather have a truck because I could tow my horse trailer. It’s just been sitting around and my miniature horses are getting anxious. There’s nothing like a false sense of safety in a truck that I have to fill up with gas every day because the gas mileage is worse than Joey Kromer’s haircut.
2. The most romantic place for a first kiss would be in my brand new pick-em-up truck. I’d drive her out to a view of the city’s skyline while we eat Skyline. Then when the moment is right I’ll say “How’s that chili taste, Rose?” Obviously, we know what will happen next.
3. I’d live anywhere Laura would live. She knows what’s right for me. Because we are soul mates. I looked it up, remember?
4. Rosie and I have a lot of trust in each other. I remember it like it was yesterday… I helped her with some homework and then she gave me a lollipop. It doesn’t seem like much, but I had a feeling she was well-aware that my favorite flavor was pomegranate. Back to the point. Rosie’s hair seems to be a real crowd-pleaser, but I haven’t gotten the chance to look at it. Her inner beauty is what I’m after. The other contestants don’t understand what it is like to have a real conversation with her. She has such a healthy and passionate perspective on life. I’ll take a look at it tomorrow and get back to you.
5. I’ll hurt myself in front of her. That usually works on the people I babysit. But she shouldn’t ever be in bad times with an inner beauty like she has.
Wow! Ryan you are so romantic. But I do not like miniature horses and I don’t think Joey Kromer’s haircut is bad at all! I agree with having our first kiss in the truck but not after eating Skyline….gross. I do like how you will let me decide where we live, that’s so sweet and definitely the correct answer. Also, I didn’t know we had so much trust in each other but I hope you enjoyed that lollipop! And thanks for noticing my inner beauty because I only thought people saw my red hair. Finally, please don’t hurt yourself… that would make me feel uncomfortable.
1. I would rather drive a truck because the BMW is a flashy car. People drive BMW’s for attention. I would not need that if I won the competition because I would have Rosie whose beauty would draw everyone’s attention.
2. The most romantic place for a first kiss would be in a helicopter at night while watching fireworks. Then the last firework would spell out “Rosie can I kiss you?” If she said yes, then I would.
3. I would like to live in the country on a farm, with a white house and a big red barn with lots of animals, but I would want the farm to be in driving distance of the city, where there would be good schools for the kids.
4. If Rosie wanted to dye her hair I would support her decision but tell her that I like her red hair! It makes her the diamond in the rough.
5. I would tell her how much I cared for her and how beautiful she is. Then I would take her out to a nice dinner and at the end of the meal surprise her with a puppy! Puppies always make people feel better.
Woooah, you are elaborate! Being in a helicopter while fireworks are shooting scares me quite a bit…I’d rather be on the ground where I know I am safe from getting hit. I agree completely that we should live in the country but close to the city for the kids, good response! Finally, thanks for liking my red hair and good idea about giving me a puppy…You sure know how to make a girl blush.
1. Truck, I like to get dirty.
2. Some place that has meaning to us, like Chipotle.
3. I’ll give you a hint, I got a truck. This place has some relation with corn.
4. That wouldn’t make sense if I called her Rosie and she had blue hair. Just making everyone else look bad.
5. Go to Chipotle until she cooled down.
Good effort, pal. You had some good answers like driving a truck and living in the country, but your obsession with Chipotle is weird. My name is Rosie because it’s an awesome name, not because my hair is red.
Joey Kromer
1. I’d rather have a BMW because I like going fast!
2. In the BMW because we’d be going fast, too.
3. I’d rather live in a big city.
4. I would cry and say no!
5. I would tell her to look at pictures of all the other contestants and be glad she’s not with them.
Wow Joey, look at this effort. I unfortunately need a man who drives a truck and a man who would live in the country. I think it’s sweet that you want me to keep my red hair but I think you should support me even if I wanted to dye my hair blue. Good answer to make me feel better…you made me giggle.
I am unfortunately eliminating Bailey Geers. You seem like you have good intentions but only with Chipotle burritos.



